10. Kid A Mnesia Fine Bone China Tea Set

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By: Radiohead

Price: £185.00 GBP

For: Incels, hipsters, tea enthusiasts, people who brag about which antidepressants they’re on

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9. Courtney Barnett’s Stem Mixer and Kanye West’s Stem Player

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By: Courtney Barnett and Kanye West

Price: Free and $200

For: people who want to produce but don’t want to put in the time, roommates who need headphones, freelance contract workers during work hours

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8. Bruce Springsteen’s “Frat Rock” Playlist

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By: Bruce Springsteen

Price: Free

For: Ironic Lovers of Heartland Music, fathers of four, young executive who needs a “chill” playlist to put on while he “saves the bangers” for nightfall

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7. The 3 ¾” Fred Durst Bootleg Action Figure

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By: outofstocktoys

Price: $680

For: People who collect old Maxim Magazines through Ebay, the NFT community, Martin Shkreli

6. 10 Piece Chicken MgNuggets with Cajun and Sweet Chili Sauce, a Medium Fry, and a Coke

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By: BTS

Price: $10 [PROMOTION OVER]

For: White girls who date Asian guys, Asian guys who date White guys, fat people

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5. Usher Bucks

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By: Usher Insurrectionists

Price: one dance

For:  Usher’s publicity team, the strippers that claimed he ripped them off, the Federal Reserve

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4. Satan Shoes

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By: Lil Nas X for Nike

Price: $1018

For: Literal millionaires, the Ghost of Liberace, the guy who played the guy who killed Versace on FX

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3. Mom’s Spaghetti

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By: Eminem

Price: $9-14

For: the entire Northeastern seaboard

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2. Halle Bailey’s Etsy Jewelry

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By: Halle Bailey of CHLOE X HALLE

Price: N/A

For: People who spend more time on TikTok than they do on Instagram, Beyonce’s extended family, the Urban Outfitters product development team

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1. Vegan French Vanilla Butter Pecan Chocolate Deluxe Ice C.R.E.A.M. Treat

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By: Raekwon X Pretty Cool Ice Cream

Price: LIMITED; handed out at a party

For: Sneakerheads, Ballers, Cool Girlfriends who receive good gifts, the vegan population, “the children”

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